Late August 2026 Random Ramblings
Higher rates could compress equity multiples and raise AI data center lease costs, while UWMC and Cogent raise questions about CEO-driven capital allocation.
Higher rates could compress equity multiples and raise AI data center lease costs, while UWMC and Cogent raise questions about CEO-driven capital allocation.
Butterfly Network faces questions over Midjourney’s 50,000-unit ultrasound plan, whose pool-based body-composition spas cannot replace CT or MRI diagnostics and may carry heavy maintenance and capital costs.
CarMax cut vehicle prices to lift sales, but lower gross profit, weak auto loans and Carvana competition leave significant challenges after earnings.
Boston Scientific's revenue doubled and EBIT rose from $1.4 billion to $4.1 billion over five years, while Farapulse and Watchman growth slows and valuation embeds substantial expectations.
Software sold off as private-credit names MFC, ARES and FG rose alongside banks, with JPM up 14% in June. The valuation gap points to lower private-credit prices.
ELF, CAVA, Shake Shack and Birkenstock surged 30% to 60% within weeks despite weak sales or lower outlooks, raising questions about rate, oil and short-squeeze driven retail rallies.
SLP’s buyout follows years of value destruction from expensive acquisitions, service-heavy revenue and collapsing free cash flow. Its FDA-used simulation software remains the core asset for private equity.
Dutch Bros has risen nearly 40% despite premium valuation as 7 Brew, Starbucks, McDonald’s, Dunkin and Swig intensify pricing pressure in refreshers and energy drinks.
$BIRK misses earnings, stock drops and now with one $250m repurchase the stock has squeezed up 70% in less than a month....
Domo’s $400 million sale to Progress would leave a cash-rich public shell with $900 million of NOLs; January 2028 $5 calls cost 22 cents.
Nvidia faces questions over the durability of its long-term profit margins ahead of earnings.
AWS AI campuses cost $40–$45 billion per gigawatt, with Trainium 3 expected to lift compute per megawatt and improve infrastructure returns.
Big Tech’s $3 trillion AI commitments are disclosed and largely long-dated, with nearly 60% of Amazon’s $650 billion commitments falling…
Atlas Engineered Products reported Q2 revenue up 19% to $16.2 million, but ended cashless on its credit line as inventory rose 47% and…
Star Equity’s $5 per-share Harte-Hanks acquisition offers $2.50 cash plus 0.25 STRRP per share after proration, against a $2 break price.
El Al trades near 2x EBITDA after wartime near-monopoly profits, with $1.3 billion of net cash and owned aircraft weighed against…
CCC, the dominant auto physical-damage claims estimator, connects 27 of the top 30 insurers with 31,000 repair shops as takeout rumors…
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